Do you still have your period?
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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