you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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