Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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