great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Randomize
