i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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