There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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