is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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