i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
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BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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