No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
now i know why i became what i already was.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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