Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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