erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
i think im in europe. pls send help
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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