Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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