thus making me awesome and them whores
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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