even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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