Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
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i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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