Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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