is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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