He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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