my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
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we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
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your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.