brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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