Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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