Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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