ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
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The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
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A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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