A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
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only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You need a sexual gate keeper
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
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Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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