she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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