Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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