There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
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You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
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Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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