My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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