the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
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I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
The power of my boobs compel you
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
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