it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
