I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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