I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
It's blow job season.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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