For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
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