Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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