it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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