Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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