Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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