i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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