I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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