why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
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