Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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