I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
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She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
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I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Shame - the story of my life.
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