It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
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You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
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I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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