I can text with my tongue
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
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I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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