I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
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I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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