physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
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My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
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