it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
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