Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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