They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
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Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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