We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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