the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Randomize
