Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
You've changed since you got that strap on
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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