i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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