no, he came in my armpit
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
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i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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