i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
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College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
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My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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