Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
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I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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