Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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